This shirt is for people who don’t drink coffee… they run on it. No small talk. No pleasantries. Just caffeine—preferably all of it, immediately. The smiling mug is lying to you a little, because before that first cup you were absolutely not this friendly. Wear it as a warning, a mission statement, or a cry for help. We’re not judging.

Printed in a clean, creamy single-color design on our ridiculously soft tri-blend tee, this one looks right at home on dark shirts like black, brown, or navy. Lightweight, comfy, and caffeine-dealer approved, it’s perfect for early mornings, late nights, and anyone who considers coffee a personality trait. Toss it on, grab a cup, repeat as necessary.
 
Product features
- Features side seams for better structural support and shape retention.
- Necktape reinforces the back neck seam for added comfort and durability.
- Ribbed knit collar ensures elasticity and maintains shape.
- Crafted from a blend of 80% cotton and 20% polyester for a soft touch, varying by color.
- Medium-heavy fabric ensures warmth while providing a regular fit.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Coffee, Caffeine