Some people wake up, make coffee, and choose peace. Others wake up, open their phone, and immediately start typing like they’ve been personally wronged by the internet. This shirt is a gentle reminder that… you don’t have to do that. You can simply exist. Quietly. Like a normal person.
Because being a troll takes effort. Being cool? Shockingly easy. So before you hit send, take a breath, maybe touch a little grass, and remember—it’s really not that hard.
Product features
- Made from a blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed ring spun cotton, and 25% rayon for unmatched softness.
- Slimmer fit than a classic boxy tee—order up if you like it loose.
- Features side seams that enhance durability and maintain the shirt's shape over time.
- Ribbed knit collar designed for elasticity and shape retention.
- Includes shoulder tape for added stability and reduced stretching.
- Lightweight fabric at 4.3 oz/yd² ensuring comfort and breathability.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry cleanInternet Trolls
