Some people wake up, make coffee, and choose peace. Others wake up, open their phone, and immediately start typing like they’ve been personally wronged by the internet. This shirt is a gentle reminder that… you don’t have to do that. You can simply exist. Quietly. Like a normal person.
Because being a troll takes effort. Being cool? Shockingly easy. So before you hit send, take a breath, maybe touch a little grass, and remember—it’s really not that hard.
Product features
- Features side seams for better structural support and shape retention.
- Necktape reinforces the back neck seam for added comfort and durability.
- Ribbed knit collar ensures elasticity and maintains shape.
- Crafted from a blend of 80% cotton and 20% polyester for a soft touch, varying by color.
- Medium-heavy fabric ensures warmth while providing a regular fit.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean