When life gives you no food, no jobs… and your pet’s head falls off, there’s only one logical solution: Aspen.
This SUM SHIRT pays tribute to the most epically dumb road trip in cinematic history. Add together despair, dead pets, and delusion—and you get the perfect excuse for matching blue tuxedos and a scooter that "gets 70 miles to the gallon." Whether you're chasing love or just running from your problems, throw this tee on and follow the briefcase.
Because some journeys are so dumb... they’re brilliant.
This unisex soft t-shirt is perfect for those who are just dumber than the rest. This is also great if you are just a fan of comfort and style, this shirt cannot be beat.
Product features
- Made from a blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed ring spun cotton, and 25% rayon for unmatched softness.
- Features side seams that enhance durability and maintain the shirt's shape over time.
- Ribbed knit collar designed for elasticity and shape retention.
- Includes shoulder tape for added stability and reduced stretching.
- Lightweight fabric at 4.3 oz/yd² ensuring comfort and breathability.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry cleanDumb & Dumber
