Some historians will tell you the Founding Fathers were thinking about liberty, self-government, and the pursuit of happiness. We’re just saying there’s a non-zero chance they also envisioned a mulleted bald eagle wearing flag shorts, sipping a cold one, and mowing the lawn in Crocs. The evidence may be thin, but the vibes are undeniable.
This shirt celebrates the America that gave us backyard barbecues, questionable fashion choices, and the confidence to solve almost any problem with a riding mower. Is it historically accurate? Probably not. Is it spiritually accurate? Pretty sure this was the plan in 1776. 🇺🇸🦅🚜🍺
Product features
- Made from a blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed ring spun cotton, and 25% rayon for unmatched softness.
- Slimmer fit than a classic boxy tee—order up if you like it loose.
- Features side seams that enhance durability and maintain the shirt's shape over time.
- Ribbed knit collar designed for elasticity and shape retention.
- Includes shoulder tape for added stability and reduced stretching.
- Lightweight fabric at 4.3 oz/yd² ensuring comfort and breathability.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry cleanUnited States, USA
