For the Audiophiles with a Sixth Sense This shirt isn’t just vintage—it's precognitive. Featuring a retro cassette labeled “Pre-Pre-Release,” it lets the world know your playlist has a time machine. You don’t discover bands... you manifest them. Warning: may cause unprovoked eye-rolls from people still using Spotify like peasants.

This unisex Tri Blend Soft T-shirt is perfect for those who love music or if your just looking for comfort and style in their everyday wear.

Product features

- Made from a blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed ring spun cotton, and 25% rayon for unmatched softness. - Features side seams that enhance durability and maintain the shirt's shape over time. - Ribbed knit collar designed for elasticity and shape retention. - Includes shoulder tape for added stability and reduced stretching. - Lightweight fabric at 4.3 oz/yd² ensuring comfort and breathability.

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Do not tumble dry - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dry clean

Bands that don’t exist / T-Shirt

Name: Bands that don’t exist / T-Shirt
Price: 27 USD
Availability: InStock

$27.00

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Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
Do not bleach
Do not tumble dry
Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Do not dry clean
Soft tri-blend fabric made from 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, and 25% rayon
Lightweight 4.3 oz/yd² fabric with a comfortable regular fit
Side seams provide structure and help the tee retain its shape
Ribbed knit collar with seam and shoulder tape support lasting wear
Tear-away label with printed DTF inner neck label

Heads Up: Our Unisex shirts run a bit more fitting than most. If you’re between sizes or like a looser feel (for, say, cookie-related reasons), go ahead and size up. Your abs will still know they’re there.