Wearing a snarky, ridiculously soft Thanksgiving tee is the ultimate holiday power move. It keeps you comfy through feast-level eating, deflects awkward small talk, and instantly earns respect—especially from Uncle Barry, who only compliments things built with confidence and sarcasm. Walk in wearing one and you’re not just attending Thanksgiving… you’re running the show.

Why do strangers stop you in line at the coffee shop just to say “nice shirt”? It’s not luck—it’s science. From Detroit pride (“There’s No Place Like Detroit”) to food puns (our “Boo-Rrito” ghost) to cult-classic quotes (“Hello Miss Lady”), SUM SHIRTS are wearable conversation starters. Consider them a guaranteed compliment generator, with math optional and sarcasm built in.