Can I Be Frank?

SUM SHIRTS
Sep 26
2 min read

A Grown-Up’s Guide to Scary Good Shirts

Halloween is back—the season where kids mainline candy like it’s a competitive sport, and adults pretend to “love costumes” while secretly dreading polyester, face paint, and that one guy who insists on doing a Joker impression all night.

Newsflash: you don’t need a cape, fake blood, or $89.99 from Spirit Halloween to participate. All you need is a shirt that does the talking for you—preferably one that drops a bad pun with deadpan commitment.

Enter: “Can I Be Frank?”

🧟 Why Frank Is the Only Costume You Need

Simple, Snarky, Brilliant — It’s Frankenstein, it’s a pun, and it’s better than Chad’s “Sexy Beetlejuice” attempt.
Low Effort, High Payoff — Slip it on and boom: you’re clever, festive, and not itchy.
Year-Round Wearable — Sure, it’s spooky season now, but this dad joke of a shirt works at BBQs, baseball games, and awkward family gatherings.

🎃 The Rest of the Creepy Crew

“Sunday Scaries”
- Because nothing is scarier than your boss’s Monday morning “quick chat.”
“Witch, Please”
- Equal parts broomstick and bad attitude. The official shirt of side-eye.
"Don't Cross Me"
- You dont want to mess with the baddest black cat on the block.

🕸️ How to Wear Them Without Trying

(Because Trying Is Gross)

Pair with jeans and sneakers → instant “cool ghoul.”
Throw on a flannel → suddenly you’re the sarcastic lumberjack of the party.
Pocket full of candy → congratulations, you’re now cooler than the guy with the dry-ice cauldron.
Put on shades and an orange hat and Boom you got a costume contest winner.

🦇 Final Word from Frank

Costumes are for people who still think Jell-O shots are edgy. SUM SHIRTS are for the rest of us—soft, clever, and snarky enough to carry you through Halloween and beyond.

So stop stressing about fake blood stains in your car. Slip into something actually scary: it will be scary how good you’ll look in one of these.

👉 Shop the Halloween Collection before Frank gets cranky.