Some teams lose games. Others lose hope. And then there’s whatever is happening to opponents unlucky enough to cross paths with Indiana right now. This shirt is a dark-humor victory lap for a program that’s not just winning, but ending seasons. Curt Cignetti doesn’t coach games so much as he conducts controlled demolitions — emotionless on the sideline, eyes locked in like he’s already planned the postgame press conference before kickoff. If you’re an opposing fan, the scoreboard hurts. The vibe hurts worse.
This is for Hoosier fans who appreciate efficiency, dominance, and just a touch of unhinged energy. The old-school video game nod says what the box score doesn’t need to: resistance was futile. Whether you’re wearing it to a watch party, a tailgate, or just to remind people how their Saturday went sideways, this shirt delivers the message loud and clear — Indiana didn’t just beat you. You have died of Cignetti.
Product features
- Soft tri-blend fabric (50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon) for drape and comfort
- Lightweight (4.3 oz/yd²) regular fit—breathable and easy to layer
- Durable construction with side seams and shoulder tape to maintain shape
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort
- DTF inner neck labels; DTG print for the main design—crisp, lasting graphic
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
