Tired of getting passive-aggressively cited for having the wrong shade of beige on your shutters? Welcome to Cabbage Town — where we proudly live just outside the Historic District and no one gives a rip about your grass length or porch light wattage. Buy this shirt and celebrate your freedom to paint your mailbox neon green and mow your lawn whenever you feel like it. Historic charm is great… when it's someone else's problem.
This unisex t-shirt radiates a relaxed yet stylish vibe, perfect for casual outings and laid-back gatherings. Its classic fit and crew neckline make it ideal for anyone looking to stay comfortable while expressing their personality. The soft and durable fabric gently hugs the body, offering all-day comfort for the wearer. Perfect for various occasions, from casual meet-ups to family celebrations, this t-shirt is an excellent gift for birthdays, holidays, or just to celebrate friendship. Ideal for those who appreciate quality and style, it appeals to adults who enjoy versatile wardrobe staples.
Product features - Crafted from durable, smooth fabric for enhanced print quality - Tear-away label offers comfort with no irritation - Ethically made from US-grown cotton, ensuring sustainability - Elastic ribbed knit collar that retains its shape - Prevents shoulder seam stretching with stabilizing tape Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors



 
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Width, in
16.00
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Length, in
27.00
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Sleeve length, in
7.99
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Size tolerance, in
1.50
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