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Original SUM SHIRTS
These shirts are hilariously clever equations you can wear—because who knew elementary math could add up to this much awesome?
Smart Aleck Styles
This section serves up the ultimate wardrobe math—where pun shirts, pop culture references, and hilariously relatable parent tees all add up to seriously clever style
Homegrown Tees
Our witty local T-shirts are like a hometown hug with a punchline—nostalgic, clever, and guaranteed to bring you back (with a smirk).
If you are looking for some amazing website design, and cool tech, well... you came to the wrong place. However, if awesome shirts that will make everyone in your life jealous is your fix, buckle up and be prepared to have your face melted off. Seriously, you might not want to look directly at the screen.
The great news doesn't stop there. We absolutely love our customers so much that SHIPPING IS FREE on orders over $25. Yes everything. Even that one you're already mentally adding to your cart.
FAVES+RAVES
Where our top picks meet your top clicks. The shirts so good, they’ve got group chat approval, unsolicited compliments, and maybe a few jealous side-eyes. You’ve been warned!!!
We did the math—buying more shirts increases happiness by ∞%.